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Joke of the Day
"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."
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"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"
"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"
"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"
"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"
"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"
"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"
"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""
"Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face."
"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."