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Joke of the Day

"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"I probably would have been a pretty good doctor, until I found out that I still get paid if the people die. Then I'd just be like, whatever"

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."

"I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I'm in."

"Whenever I lose my micrometer I use my dick."

"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."

"The road to recovery from my addiction to sexual innuendos has been a long and hard one. But the end is in sight... I can see it coming."