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Joke of the Day
"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."
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"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""
"How do you measure pain? In Hertz."
"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"
"Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty. You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, ""Poetic Justice"""
"Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop."
"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."
"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."
"What do you call a know-it-all Mexican? A Solution Manuel"