225195

Joke of the Day

"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."

"My 5-year-old daughter hates it when I call her the ""C"" word... cranky. She starts crying, screaming and stomping around. It's at this point I have to tell her: ""Stop acting like a little cunt!"""

"What do teenage terrorists drink? Smirnoff ISIS"

"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."

"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."

"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."

"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."

"A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't"

"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"

"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"