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Joke of the Day

"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"

"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."

"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"

"Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom? Strictly Ballroom."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."

"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"

"Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet."

"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."

"Why Is Chemistry Racist? It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone."