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Joke of the Day
"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."
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"I like to hold hands at the movies. Which always seems to startle strangers."
"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."
"The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind."
"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."
"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny"
"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."
"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."