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Joke of the Day

"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."

"911 The American police have said they will never forget 9/11. Pretty hard too, I would think, considering it's your phone number!"

"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."

"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""

"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."

"What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !"

"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other."