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Joke of the Day

"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."

"ME: I used to lay in the dark and invite spirits to inhabit my body. HER: Did they? ME: [levitates, engulfed in flames] WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

"As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny."

"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."

"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."

"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."

"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."