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Joke of the Day

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."

"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."

"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."

"What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep."

"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"

"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"

"What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK"

"Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."

"What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like."

"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."