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Joke of the Day

"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."

"Why doesn't Ed got a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away."

"Coworkers: Zack, you should come to a hookah bar with us! Me: Why? Who's celebrating their 12th birthday?"

"I've been informed that ""Ped Xing"" means ""Pedestrian Crossing."" So what? Child molesters on horseback should get out of my way, too."

"Last night I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time... You know what gives me uncontrollable gas? Auschwitz"

"""Unhand me you cad!"" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer."

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."

"The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter"