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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."

"My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room"

"People who write hai and bai, wai?"

"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"gf: i'm breaking up with you. me: is it my drinking habits? gf: well it... me: *interrupts with empty cup straw-sipping noise for 2 minutes*"

"I love Reddit You guys are great."

"You can't have your status and like it too."