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Joke of the Day

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"

"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"

"My wife called me a paedophile yesterday Quite a long word for a 9 year old."

"I like guys marrying my sister like I like my pinata coladas Full of rum! (Currently attempting to write a best man speech for my soon to be brother in law)"

"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."

"My sister while kneading dough: ""This hand workout dough!"""

"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican? The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth"

"Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs? Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer"