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Joke of the Day

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"

"its illegal to pick beer bottle up off the side of the road they're native artifacts"

"My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal."

"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"

"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"

"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"

"ho! ho! ho! why is Santas sack always full? Because he only comes once a year."

"I'd like my obituary headline to read: ""Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."""

"What's similar between an old lady's vagina and an apple pie? You've got to bite through the crust to get to the cream inside Happy Valentine's day everyone ;)"

"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"