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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
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"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."
"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"
"I came home to find my best friend fucking my girlfriend Bad dog, you know you're not allowed on the furniture."
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor."
"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."
"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."
"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"
"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."