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Joke of the Day

"I like guys marrying my sister like I like my pinata coladas Full of rum! (Currently attempting to write a best man speech for my soon to be brother in law)"

"(Q)..... What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)..... Swim."

"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"

"What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man."

"I once new a guy that worked at a tool and die company... ...He was hit with a tool, and died"

"How do you say ""bra"" in german? CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN."

"If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?"

"How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! ... I'll show myself out..."

"I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong... Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard."