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Joke of the Day

"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"

"Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following"

"how do I keep my skin looking so young? it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]"

"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"

"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."

"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."

"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"

"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."