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Joke of the Day
"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"
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"How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb? Zero. They don't exist."
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"What's the fastest way to get away from Hell? Piss off Satan's wife."
"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
"How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Monkeys screw in trees."
"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."
"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"
"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."
"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."