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Joke of the Day

"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."

"It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car."

"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."

"They say laughter is the best form of medicine. Well unfortunately my insurance doesn't cover it."

"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."

"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."

"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"

"It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently works on my car is the Check Engine light."