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Joke of the Day

"What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit"

"It would be nice if for once i got a thank you... ...when I serve breakfast in bed instead of ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here""."

"Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"

"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."

"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"

"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"

"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."

"Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent."

"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."