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Joke of the Day

"What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit"

"What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day? C. U. Tomorov"

"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""

"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."

"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"

"Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? He sure made a mint."

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."

"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."

"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"