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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."

"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."

"The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to"

"I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean. Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter."

"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."

"My girlfriend asked me how do i see lesbian relationships Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer."

"I've realized that women don't necessarily care what I have to say, they just want to hear what they have to say repeated in a deeper voice."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry gets to take the train back."