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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!"
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"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."
"Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk."
"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."
"Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish."
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."
"No one gave an f about his chicken when he was Lieutenant Sanders"
"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"