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Joke of the Day
"what would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure? Steve Jobless"
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"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"
"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."
"Yo mama's so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese."
"I think Ronda Rousey would be at a disadvantage if she fought Floyd Mayweather. Mayweather has had practice beating women"
"Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot."
"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."
"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""