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Joke of the Day
"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."
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"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"
"Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods"
"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"
"I'm afraid of people who keep smiling all the time. I feel like they still have plenty of space left for more bodies in their basement."
"A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar... Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"Reading a book about anti-gravity... and its impossible to put down"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you in 30 days!"""
"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"