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Joke of the Day
"Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods"
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"How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!"
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"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."
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"I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea"
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"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."