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Joke of the Day
"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on mutilated corpses. The librarian says, ""Do you want the Part 1 or Part 2?"""
"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"
"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"
"The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show."
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"Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister."