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Joke of the Day

"A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you"

"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"

"Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose."

"Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically."

"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"

"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""

"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."

"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."