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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird"
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"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."
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"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down."
"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."
"*looks gift horse in the mouth Gift Horse: Hey, my eyes are up here."
"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ...   ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""
"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."
"How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet? Not enough minerals."