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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score."
"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."
"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"
"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."
"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."
"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."
"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."