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Joke of the Day

"I sometimes sit in the space between two buildings holding a large heap of catnip. You know, to get me some BACK ALLEY PUSSY."

"Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go."

"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."

"ME: The Wizard told me to choose between a good memory and a big dick GIRL : Wow.. Which did you pick? ME: I can't remember."

"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."

"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."

"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."

"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."

"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."