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Joke of the Day

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"

"What do you call a group of religious oranges? Jehovah's citruses."

"What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist? An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet."

"When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote."

"Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy."

"What's the best part of gay sex? The part where you ***don't get fucked in the ass***."

"You had me until the final shot, local commercial. An employee in the back row didn't wave hard enough. No sale."

"Yep, it's a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama'a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That's one Big Apple."

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""