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Joke of the Day

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."

"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"

"I went to the local art museum, I really enjoyed it and took lots of pictures. But unfortunately I'm now banned until I bring them back."

"Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it."

"What is red... And smells like green paint? Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint? Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!"

"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."

"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"

"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."