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Joke of the Day
"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."
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"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated"
"Barney Stinson ask god ""God,why do you make woman so beautiful?"" ""So you'll love her"" God reply. ""Then why do you make them so dumb?"" ""So they'll love you"", *Ba dum tss*"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"
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"I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose"