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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman? A Lickalottapus"
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"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."
"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"
"Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities"
"When you've got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face."
"You can't cry over spilled milk but you can cry over spilled wine"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."
"Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital? He was the vermicellist"
"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."
"Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours."