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Joke of the Day

"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"

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"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."
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"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."