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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
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"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."
"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"
"What does a spanish programmer program in? Si++"
"I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food"
"Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice. Vader: But why? I've been loyal. Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?"
"What kind of papers do dogs write? A ruff draft."
"*Caterpillar marriage therapy* Wife: he's not the man I married Husband flying around room: I'm the same on the inside Karen!!!"
"What do the titanic and Madelaine McCann have in common? They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen"