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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
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"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."
"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."
"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""
"I think one of my dads might be gay"
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""
"[Lab] Co-worker: ""Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?"" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno."
"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."
"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."