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Joke of the Day
"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
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"I've got 99 of everything, and my problem is hoarding and OCD OCD OCD OCD."
"If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then the opposite of progress is..."
"My ex-girlfriend made a really great cake the other day Getting her legs to fit in the oven was a real hassle, though."
"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"
"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? *buldogi*"
"Reading's great. You stare at stained slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly as time passes you by."
"Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."