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Joke of the Day
"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
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"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."
"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."
"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"
"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"
"Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry."
"Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold."
"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."