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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"

"My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast."

"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"

"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."

"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."

"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"

"if i don't respond to your text, it's because i fell asleep finding a dumb picture of mos def to send u in lieu of typing ""most definitely"""

"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"