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Joke of the Day
"A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast."
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"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
"What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? Child porn"
"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""
"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"
"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."
"seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s"
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"