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Joke of the Day

"What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks? Beep Beep Beep..."

"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."

"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."

"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."

"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."

"Over Christmas, my Mexican friend told me why they have the tradition of making tamales instead of other traditional foods. It's so they have something to unwrap."

"I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What is grosser that gross? Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops."