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Joke of the Day

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it! EDIT: to please all the grammar Nazis of the world"

"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."

"I looked into a blonde's eyes but all I saw was the back of her head!"

"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."

"I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work"

"Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet"

"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"

"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"

"everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades"