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Joke of the Day
"Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?"
Next Joke
"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."
"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"
"what do a roadway, for coworkers in the same car, that goes underwater and discomfort in the wrist from excessive computer use have in common? carpool tunnel"
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"
"I'm positive I lost an electron... ...better keep an ion that."
"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"
"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."