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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!"

"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."

"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? Put it in box of Ding Dongs. What is it afterwards? A HoHo"

"Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago."

"Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation."

"What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet? M'ladybug"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain"

"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"

"Where do Squarells live? In Geometrees. I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles."

"[PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper. Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine."