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Joke of the Day
"How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !"
Next Joke
"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"
"I got gas for $1 today damn bean burritos."
"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."
"My friend asked me if I've ever paid for sex I've paid dearly: I've got three kids."
"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."
"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."
"My younger brother told me this. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish"
"My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town"
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."