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Joke of the Day

"They call me the pussy destroyer. I run the best Asian restaurant around."

"What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]"

"I am sorry about this. I'm not proud of it. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."

"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."

"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"

"Why was the skeleton embarrassed? Because he had a boner."

"Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up... ... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?"

"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."