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Joke of the Day
"When I integrate I don't add the constant I guess I have my limits"
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"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"
"What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember"
"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."
"I thought I understood the Saying ""When Pigs Fly"". but then, the Swine Flu."
"build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"The NSA Agent Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport? Because he got Snowden!"
"It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall."