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Joke of the Day

"So if you eat what you like and don't exercise, eventually you get a motorised scooter. I'm really not seeing the down side here."

"""No, you hang up"" No, you hang up. ""No, you hang up"" No, you hang up. ""No you hang up"" *slams phone* Why do I keep calling that parrot?!"

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."

"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"