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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
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"Pity Poor Peter I feel sorry for my friend Peter. His hair's a mess. His family's nuts. His neighbor's an asshole. On bad days, his girlfriend's a c---. And his owner beats him. EDIT: Punctuation."
"Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page. True story."
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"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."