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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
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"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."
"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""
"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"
"One day a man was making a password... He tried the password ""my penis"". The laptop said, ""Error, not long enough."""
"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
"Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M' is silent."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped."
"What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone."