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Joke of the Day

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."

"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."

"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"

"I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth."

"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""

"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"

"[Gym] Hello ladies, and welcome to Body By Jake! Me: ""Jake?"" *i discreetly shove the cake I brought into my bag & back out of the room*"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."