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Joke of the Day

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."

"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"

"I've been trying to sell my child to any house that will take her. I'm a daughter door salesman."

"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."

"What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang."

"What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting"

"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."

"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""