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Joke of the Day
"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."
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"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"
"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."
"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"
"The FDA has announced a ban of all pre-shredded cheeses They want to make America grate again."
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."
"What do you call a Jewish man, mid ejaculation? A Heblew."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"
"Fun Fact: Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act because he thought it would prevent the McCallisters from leaving Kevin home alone again."