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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."
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"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"
"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"
"I started cheating on my wife for better BDSM Whoops, wrong sub."
"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""
"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""
"WIFE: So, is Elon Musk an alien from another galaxy? ME: Nah, an alien would have a name made of random human sounds. Wait"
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."