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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 She's a solid 10 but also imaginary"
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"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."
"My friend has a thing for sinking ships They go down quicker."
"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Cos 7 has Ebola."
"a neurology proffeser is doing a lesson about orgasims. .. He asks one of his femal students ""what do you think your asshole is doing when you orgasim"" she replies "" its out playing golf"""
"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."
"Someone told me they were getting colored contacts, and I said ""aren't all their eyes just brown?"" that was a complete misunderstanding."
"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts."
"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"