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Joke of the Day
"My friend has a thing for sinking ships They go down quicker."
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"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."
"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."
"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"
"Thanks to Bruce Jenner, they're changing the name of the male-to-female sex change surgery. They're now going to call it the Dick-Off-A-Lon."
"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."
"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"
"I hate when the whole Internet mourns someone's death & I have to Google them to find out if they were a politician, an athlete or a Muppet."
"There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious."
"Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status."