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Joke of the Day
"My friend has a thing for sinking ships They go down quicker."
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"How do you know if someone is using recursion?"
"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"
"How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" is history, but can we at least keep the ""Don't Tell"" part around for people who love to talk about being vegan?"
"Meeting my friend's new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?"
"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"
"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."
"A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. ""Oh no, not canned meat again!"""
"I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal! But then I woke up from my dream."