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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me they were getting colored contacts, and I said ""aren't all their eyes just brown?"" that was a complete misunderstanding."

"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""

"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"

"Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off."

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"

"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."

"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"

"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."

"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."