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Joke of the Day
"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"
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"""Honey, I don't like how you look with these new glasses."" ""But I don't wear glasses.."" ""I know, but I do."""
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"
"I honestly didn't think it would be this difficult to resist sexting Oprah during my morning commute."
"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."
"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"
"Laughed hysterically and said ""Oh yes, please do"" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him."
"Why does Beyonce sing, ""To the left, to the left!""? Because black women have no rights."